Signs of horror

Transcribed almost verbatim from my voice-recorded journey last Christmas:

Near Rotoehu in Whakatane district there's a Something Loop Road which has a sign underneath it that says "No lake access". But the "No lake access" sign looks more like a street sign -- it's all reflective and it also has the "no" covered up unless you go really close. So it looks likes as you're driving past a flashy sign saying "Lake access" and so you could potentially drive down there quickly trying to get to the lake and find that you're out of luck. The stuff of horror films. Maybe.