A home among the gum trees
I've placed a flat wanted
advert on the most-recommended classified site in London, The Gumtree. I had to post it a few times before it was accepted — I think their site could do with a little love and caring behind the scenes.
I started writing a serious ad but then I came across Joe Richards' advert and realised I needed a competitive edge.
Thinking back to when we tried to raise a flat from 785's ashes (and completely not learning from what happened there), I put the following together:
I'm looking for a flat, but simply a room and facilities is not enough for me.
Actually, I've already kidnapped your puppy and/or parents and will hold them hostage until I have a suitable home.
Here are my demands:I am willing to pay around 100 GBP per week for this. If your flat is right next to the Red Veg burger bar in Soho, I will pay much more and also have your babies.
- Double room
- Furnished (with double bed)
- Zone 1 or Zone 2
- Less than 30 minutes from Tottenham Court Road station by public transport (they have my favourite burgers)
- Reasonably social flatmates (2 to 5 of them)
IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR PUPPY AGAIN, DO NOT IGNORE THIS ADVERT.
The theory is that only sufficiently awesome people would respond to an ad like that. Maybe I should put up a normal one as well?
Afterwards, I noticed an ad for a kissing group in the community section. Some sort of entry-level swinger's group, perhaps?
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