Search and you will find?

It's always entertaining to see other people's searches out of context. I even get a chuckle looking through my own history, sometimes — I can't always remember the story behind a particular search term. For instance, flaccid meat might confuse me until I remembered that was the production team behind the film Puppy Love.

In stark contrast, I can think of no reasonable explanation for some of the search terms that The General Public use to find my blog. Here are some of the more disturbing:

• christmas party "secret squirrel"
• "burger fuel" cocaine (Where a combo comes with fries and coke?)
• Scandinavian boys comics
• Dehumanisation in rhinoceros
• kellogs tiger power places sold
• secret santa verses (Jolly laughter, recorded backwards)
• Hunter - Sexy photos

I suppose that last one might be looking for Rachael Hunter. I hope so; otherwise, I may have a stalker. I still don't have any chloroform videos. You'll have to go to the Wildebeest Asylum for those. (Right, Jon?)